Written by comedian Ashley Barnhill, and produced and directed by Beef & Sage, ‘Where Do You Want to Eat’ is a universally resonating relationship story, and the dumbest thing to ever make it to the finals of HBO’s Project Greenlight. Although they purported to love the sketch, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon would eventually crush our hopes and dreams, and for that we will boycott all subsequent Batman/Bourne films.