Beef & Sage is proud to present Bulletstorm 4. It’s important to know that this film would not exist if weren’t for the tireless work of director Joe Nicolosi, the mastermind behind Fishrockit.com. Endless thanks to him and his visionary talent. We’d also like to give a special thanks to our hair and makeup department. The biannual Vidal Sasoon newsletter deemed our hair stylist Juan Paulo “one of the last true hair auteres” for his work in the first scene. For her tireless efforts to conceal a horrendous strain of acne outbreaks all throughout shooting, makeup artist Rhonda Crantz was given a lifetime achievement award by the Universal Cosmetology Alliance. Thank you and congratulations Juan and Rhonda!
On a more somber note, we’d like to send our condolences to the family of our first makeup artist Richard Nickels, who died of a lethal stress/fatigue cocktail after the first day of shooting.
Be sure to check out the new pictures from the set of Bulletstorm 4 and remember- it’s not too late to pick up an original Bulletstorm 4 movie poster from the Beef & Sage Webstore!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIWnGUSnuP0
It’s no secret that it’s been a while since the last Beef & Sage video. After brief stints in the geode industry and the Texas Department of Corrections, Kirk and I have returned to Austin and have set out to do what we do best: kill people for money. With the new business, we just haven’t had time to make videos for your viewing pleasure. We hope this ad we made will suffice. It aired last Monday in between Days of Our Lives and the Reba Show (a very lucrative time slot).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZT_hLXksbA
Grab your favorite snuggle sloth, a hot frankincense spiced latte and curl up next to the monitor for this comedic homage (pronounced Ho-mAh-gAY). And have you some Happy Holidays!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMnTja9JHTM&
In case any of you missed the final episode of TRL, we’ve done you a kindness by posting the last #1 video ever presented by the most baddest of asses, Sir Carson Daly. It’s time to paint on those skinnys and crank the bad memories to 11. And feel free to sing along!
And if you’re having trouble viewing our videos through vimeo, you can check them out at FunnyOrDie or Youtube.
Welcome to the world of High Definition. From now on, all new Beef & Sage video content will have the option of being viewed in HD. Simply click the “HD” button in the upper right hand corner of any new video to see it with dazzling clarity. And don’t worry, all you people with shitty slow computers, the videos are still set for normal playback, so you can keep enjoying our video goodness on your Apple II e-machine.
Hopefully, you’re not one of the hundreds of millions affected by the current pinkeye epidemic. But if you are, pry open those crusted eyelids and watch, because Kirk just might be able to cure you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3FPyVvT4cM
Alright peoples, you can stop hitting your refresh button on your browser. Check out the newest beef&sage original, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjLs1-sw_r0
a viral video in the sense that it actually has AIDS. Will Elliott, Kirk Johnson, and Teighlor Darr wish you “Bon Apetit!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipoXEFVZoHs
