If you’ve seen the movie, “Twilight,” you know that the story revolves around one central theme: Vampires love baseball. But if you watch REALLY HARD and try to read the subtext, you’ll find another message: It’s not easy being a vampire tween.
So, in celebration of Halloween, or as the Mexicans call it, Dia de la Maestros, we give you the Lifetime Original, “Vampons.”
And as a special All Hallows Eve bonus, we’re offering Xander Patrique’s featured single, “Eternal Tween” for free! Download it here!
October 30th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
is that recycled hello kitty from peterson’s?
October 30th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
It’s scary how Kirk nails being a teenage girl.
October 30th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
moral of this story: nobody likes a haiku nazi…
November 10th, 2009 at 1:36 am
Ha! Scrumtrulescent until that bit at the end!
Who are you guys? M. Night Shyamalan with the twists?
November 11th, 2009 at 9:10 am
This may be one of the most hilarious/disturbing things I’ve ever seen. I’m going to go wash off my eyeballs and then maybe laugh a little more.