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Vampons!


Thursday, October 29, 2009

If you’ve seen the movie, “Twilight,” you know that the story revolves around one central theme: Vampires love baseball. But if you watch REALLY HARD and try to read the subtext, you’ll find another message: It’s not easy being a vampire tween.
So, in celebration of Halloween, or as the Mexicans call it, Dia de la Maestros, we give you the Lifetime Original, “Vampons.”

And as a special All Hallows Eve bonus, we’re offering Xander Patrique’s featured single, “Eternal Tween” for free! Download it here!

  • Josh
    "I'm NEVER going back to school again. You can quote me dad." right on
  • Tammy
    This may be one of the most hilarious/disturbing things I've ever seen. I'm going to go wash off my eyeballs and then maybe laugh a little more.
  • becca
    Ha! Scrumtrulescent until that bit at the end!

    Who are you guys? M. Night Shyamalan with the twists?
  • tselliott
    moral of this story: nobody likes a haiku nazi...
  • kate
    It's scary how Kirk nails being a teenage girl.
  • mal
    is that recycled hello kitty from peterson's?
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