The wait is nearly over. Prepare yourselves, because as soon as the good people at Industrial Light and Magic finish up with the effects shots for our new video, Bulletstorm 4, IT’S ON. Beefandsage.com was forced to upgrade its web hosting service just so the video wouldn’t make the internet crash. In anticipation of this blockbuster premiere, we recommend you go buy yourself a 70 inch widescreen HD monitor, state of the art surround sound speakers, and as many adult diapers as you can afford. We’re serious. Last week at a test screening, John Woo got so excited he sprayed poop all over Steven Segal AND Dolph Lundgren.
And check out the Official Beef & Sage Store, where you can get your own original Bulletstorm 4 movie poster just in time for Valentime’s Day.
-kirk and will