“Sometimes a man just needs to be alone with his thoughts.”
- “Buckin” Buck Jangle 1887
Because of commitments to other jobs, I regretfully inform that there will be no new Beef & Sage video this week. Don’t get me wrong, we love making videos for you folks, but unfortunately our online advertising deal with Reebok fell through, and we’re struggling to make ends meet.
Thanks to some sound financial advice, I’ve decided to change my career path and have invested in the only commodity that has continued to gain value in these times of economic peril: geode rocks.

I’ve made a life for myself looking for Geodes on a ranch in Midland, Texas. Strohm Phlurm, the owner of the ranch is a good-hearted and reasonable man. The fee he charges me to harvest geodes on his land is fair, and while I don’t want to bore you with numbers, I’ll just say I’ll have him payed back in full after my second big geode strike. Then it’s all profit.
As for Kirk, I’m not sure what he’s up to these days, but I wish him the best.
I no longer have a phone, but if you’d like to contact me, leave a comment on the message board of www.geodegallery.com. I check it periodically when I can visit the Kinko’s in Odessa.
Will
