AKRON, Ohio (CNN) – Internet phenom, lemonparty.org announced Tuesday that it will go against Obamaniacs and give a full endorsement to Presidential candidate John McCain. “He has style, substance, and a great smile. I think he is a transformational figure,” lemonparty.org said on NBC’s Meet the Press.
Lemonparty.org noted that Obama’s looks and suave demeanor was initially a deterrent to the party “backing” John McCain. But after a long master debate and much “putting of heads together”, lemonparty.org has decided that McCain’s viewpoints are more in line with what their website and fanbase stand for.
In response to the question of Sarah Palin and the nature of her gender, lemonparty.org was quoted as saying, “We have a large male viewership as it were, but with the endorsement of the two-ball McCain/Palin combo, we look to increase the amount of females that visit lemonparty.org. Which is why we will be adding additional content that includes a little lemon for the ladies!”
John McCain himself was not available for comment, but a source directly below him said, “We’ll take support wherever we can get it. Time’s are getting really, REALLY hard.”
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