Well he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent it to me, and after reading it, I realized that my friend had written the perfect Hip Hop song, and I felt obliged to share it in this comment. The last verse goes something like this:

“Well I was stone the first time I was dick slapped and core-holed, and I went to get tea-bagged in the rain, but before I could get outside and get tea-bagged that day, I got fisted by a damn ole flame and I’ll hang around as long as you will let me, cause I don’t mind getting fisted in the rain!!!!”