Beef & Sage

wow...that was definitely way too romantic for me. Now I need some "me" time

I'm hungry do you have any leftovers.

Well a good friend on mine named Will Elliot wrote that song and he told me it was the perfect Hip Hop song. I wrote him back a letter and I told him it was not the perfect Hip Hop Song, because he hadn’t said anything at all about dick slapping, Corn-holing, or tea-bagging or fisting or getting stoned.

Well he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent it to me, and after reading it, I realized that my friend had written the perfect Hip Hop song, and I felt obliged to share it in this comment. The last verse goes something like this:

“Well I was stone the first time I was dick slapped and core-holed, and I went to get tea-bagged in the rain, but before I could get outside and get tea-bagged that day, I got fisted by a damn ole flame and I’ll hang around as long as you will let me, cause I don’t mind getting fisted in the rain!!!!”

i've never gagged that much in such a short amount of time. excellent.

This the end of western civilization as we know it. It's about fucking time.

that has to be the greatest thing I've EVER seen. period.

I want to puke all over again.

i watched it on mute and laughed.

that was amazing

That was fucking awesome