Beef & Sage

Happy Halloween!

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Alright peoples, you can stop hitting your refresh button on your browser. Check out the newest beef&sage original, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
Enjoy!
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AKRON, Ohio (CNN) – Internet phenom, lemonparty.org announced Tuesday that it will go against Obamaniacs and give a full endorsement to Presidential candidate John McCain. “He has style, substance, and a great smile. I think he is a transformational figure,” lemonparty.org said on NBC’s Meet the Press.

Lemonparty.org noted that Obama’s looks and suave demeanor was initially a deterrent to the party “backing” John McCain.  But after a long master debate and much “putting of heads together”, lemonparty.org has decided that McCain’s viewpoints are more in line with what their website and fanbase stand for.

In response to the question of Sarah Palin and the nature of her gender, lemonparty.org was quoted as saying, “We have a large male viewership as it were, but with the endorsement of the two-ball McCain/Palin combo, we look to increase the amount of females that visit lemonparty.org.  Which is why we will be adding additional content that includes a little lemon for the ladies!”

John McCain himself was not available for comment, but a source directly below him said, “We’ll take support wherever we can get it.  Time’s are getting really, REALLY hard.”

©2008 – P. Phrank Phelps

ladies and gentle men,

I have some truly amazing news.  An incredifilm titled RICHARD COCKSMITH AND THE ABOVE GROUND POOL will be playing tonight at the alamo drafthouse ritz at 7:30.  It stars Matt Connely and Erica May and is sure to please.  This is just a taste of what you will see if you attend.

pool time fun

In addition to giving you a hearty smile, for every person who comes tonight I will donate $1 to the United Negro College Fund.  Now which of you heartless souls will turn that down?

Also, be on the lookout for the new film ROOMMATE WARS which will go up on the site this Thursday.

Double also, be sure to keep your ears open during COCKSMITH for the incredible location sound recording by beef & sage’s very own, Will Elliott.

thank you,

kirk

a viral video in the sense that it actually has AIDS. Will Elliott, Kirk Johnson, and Teighlor Darr wish you “Bon Apetit!”
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we can’t believe we’re finally saying it, but beefandsage.com is up and running!  We employed all of the knowledge gained from one semester of high school webmastering (thanks ms. reynolds!), and we hope we have created a visually pleasing, and content-rich online home for original comedy of all makes and models.  On the site, you’ll find an online store hip to the latest beef & sage shwag, a music page full of songs featuring white people rapping, and a picture page that may or may not have nudity.  But what we’re most excited about is the VIDEOS page.  Take a look at some of our past work, like SPINCER AND GAREY VS. THE ALPHABET or RICHARD COCKSMITH AND THE ABOVE GROUND POOL (screening this week at the Austin Film Festival).  And keep coming back, because we will be posting new videos EVERY WEEK!

-will