Beef & Sage

A holiday original made for day 4 of Rooftop Comedy’s Holiday Countdown. Find more delicious comedy morsels hidden in their advent calendar!

If you’ve seen the movie, “Twilight,” you know that the story revolves around one central theme: Vampires love baseball. But if you watch REALLY HARD and try to read the subtext, you’ll find another message: It’s not easy being a vampire tween.
So, in celebration of Halloween, or as the Mexicans call it, Dia de la Maestros, we give you the Lifetime Original, “Vampons.”

And as a special All Hallows Eve bonus, we’re offering Xander Patrique’s featured single, “Eternal Tween” for free! Download it here!

Ahoy! Here is a rare glimpse into the B&S filmmaking process on the set of our newest biopic. After securing the rights to the chronicles of one of America’s greatest war heroes, we thought we were on the fast track to editing reality TV in no time. But, upon starting principal photography we quickly realized that a lot can go wrong when bringing such an epic, period film to the silver screen. Above are our trials and tribulations.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdg3_v3uP20

Beef & Sage take their first ferocious crack at the commercial world with the universal premiere of their “Supermercial” for Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter, the rad new video game hitting stores this fall. In honor of this special day, we’ve decided to offer a thrice-in-a-lifetime promotion. To enter, post a comment on the site and include the phrase “Make My Serious Sam in HD.” Once we hit 100 comments, we will release the “Raw, Uncut, and Too-Hot-for-TV” version of the Serious Sam Supermercial that features a live and extremely unrated cameo from the boys of Beef & Sage.
And since this is for Serious Sam HD, it just wouldn’t be right to watch the Supermercial in standard def. Click the “watch in HD” button to see it in all it’s definitiony splendor. We worked hard for those extra pixels. Happy Whitsday everybody!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLf-0KhTyxU

Beef & Sage proudly presents to you a historical re-enactment of the inagaural lay-out session shared between Robert E. Lee and Ulysses S. Grant after the Civil War. Happy Memorial Day!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI19G_VDqsU

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In celebration of National Toddler Awareness Day as well as the 20 year anniversary of the first spam message ever sent over the internet, we encourage all of you to WATCH THIS VIDEO no less than 5 times in a row, SHARE THE VIDEO with no less than 5 friends, VOTE “funny” at the end of the video, “DIGG” the video using the bookmark link below, POST no less than 3 links to the video on your facebook page, and then go to twitter and TWEET about Manbabies till you can tweet no longer!

Problems viewing the video? Then watch it on FunnyOrDie or on Youtube.

Beef & Sage rediscover their true calling: hard hitting journalism. From now on you can call me Dan Rather. Call Kirk Connie Chung.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmUIiok0nvY