Beef & Sage

Josiah is back and wetter than ever.

We get a lot of people, ok well a few people ask us, “why come you guys don’t make Beef & Sage videos anymore?” We do apologize for our lack of updates, but we have a good excuse. We’ve written and are currently producing our first feature length comedy. That’s right–a REAL MOVIE! “Austin High” will begin shooting next month, and if you want to know more about it please join our Facebook fan page, and tell your uncles and aunts and sisters to do the same.

And if that’s just not enough for ya, check out the official blog for the movie at:

www.keepaustinhigh.com

A holiday original made for day 4 of Rooftop Comedy’s Holiday Countdown. Find more delicious comedy morsels hidden in their advent calendar!

If you’ve seen the movie, “Twilight,” you know that the story revolves around one central theme: Vampires love baseball. But if you watch REALLY HARD and try to read the subtext, you’ll find another message: It’s not easy being a vampire tween.
So, in celebration of Halloween, or as the Mexicans call it, Dia de la Maestros, we give you the Lifetime Original, “Vampons.”

And as a special All Hallows Eve bonus, we’re offering Xander Patrique’s featured single, “Eternal Tween” for free! Download it here!

Ahoy! Here is a rare glimpse into the B&S filmmaking process on the set of our newest biopic. After securing the rights to the chronicles of one of America’s greatest war heroes, we thought we were on the fast track to editing reality TV in no time. But, upon starting principal photography we quickly realized that a lot can go wrong when bringing such an epic, period film to the silver screen. Above are our trials and tribulations.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdg3_v3uP20

Beef & Sage take their first ferocious crack at the commercial world with the universal premiere of their “Supermercial” for Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter, the rad new video game hitting stores this fall. In honor of this special day, we’ve decided to offer a thrice-in-a-lifetime promotion. To enter, post a comment on the site and include the phrase “Make My Serious Sam in HD.” Once we hit 100 comments, we will release the “Raw, Uncut, and Too-Hot-for-TV” version of the Serious Sam Supermercial that features a live and extremely unrated cameo from the boys of Beef & Sage.
And since this is for Serious Sam HD, it just wouldn’t be right to watch the Supermercial in standard def. Click the “watch in HD” button to see it in all it’s definitiony splendor. We worked hard for those extra pixels. Happy Whitsday everybody!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLf-0KhTyxU